February 2011
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January 2011
It's not the same...
darkamelot:
Girls say “Suck my dick” everyone’s like
Dudes say “Lick my pussy” everyone’s like
When a girl says “suck my dick” I’m like:
Totally the same thing to me.
“Egypt doesn’t have control of its people the way we do here.”
– Joe Biden, today on MSNBC (via statehate)
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This is my nutsack, CLIIIIIIIMMMMMMMBBBBBBBB!!
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“I’m gonna get super drunk and take my driver’s license picture so...”
– Gunplay off Triple C’s
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution...”
– John F. Kennedy
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Everybody thinks I'm fuckin nuts, wanna hold mine?
I just got a random call from New York. lolwut
iliveinfloridaguise
It starts with the question: How much of it is...
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fucking the game and shoving daggers through the...
When life takes your life away how do you get it...
“You know, people are always uncomfortable. It’s better to be uncomfortable out...”
– Micheal Larsen
k so I'm gonna start working out.
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
– Albert Einstein
There’s no fulfillment in a lazy nation that keeps...
What the fuck is so special about "football"?
It’s just a bunch of buff guys who most likely use a fuck ton of steroids running around pummeling the fuck out of each other. I don’t see why this should be the only sport everyone talks about. It’s not the best. It’s just the most popular because it’s the most popular, which is fucking pathetic.
Dear Americans,
Get some fucking originality.
Sincerely,
Terry
Here's to you and here's to them and here's to me.
"her body is a temple" I don't give a fuck. I'm...
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Tumblr should invade 4chan like they did us.
convertedinvader:
BEHOLD! THE DIGITAL VATS OF URINE.
Spongebob Ice cream.
b0wties:
xamynguyen:
Expectations:
Reality:
PLEASE MAKE THE LAUGHING STOP
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